Top secret evidence showing the biggest cover-up in history!

LIQUID OIL DISCOVERED ON MARS!!!

 

Here we see a surveying probe scanning for oil beneath the Martian surface...

 

Here is a 'before and after' shot of FRESH OIL seeping from ancient Martian Oil wells just recently!...

 

Martian Oil loves to 'ooze' out of mountain tops...

 

Here we see the precious liquid collecting into ancient Martian Oil storage pools...

 

Plenty of Martian Oil for all...

 

Did I mention the Martian Oil GUSHERS?

This satellite photo clearly shows that oil can shoot straight into the Martian sky!

Wow...

 

Mmmmmm, oil in a crater...

and in the dunes...

 

And finally, the moment we've all been waiting for...

Magical Oil Bearing Shrubs!!!

Yep, all you have to do is plant one of these babies and you too can have Martian Oil for life!!

DISCLAIMER: Any resemblance of Martian Oil to "liquid water" is strictly a coincidence.

Everyone knows there is no liquid water on Mars. Sheesh.

 

 

THIS JUST IN!!!

Ancient hieroglyphs found in Egypt showing the disturbing Mars/Earth Oil Dependency (photo inside the temple SETI-1 in Abydos)...

Will earthlings ever learn...

Final Thoughts

In the April 24, 2000 issue of the "Oil and Gas Journal", Halliburton scientist Steve Streich speculated how Halliburton would profit from a Mars exploration by providing drilling technology. When Bush took office, NASA and Halliburton began collaborating on Mars drilling techniques. Streich believes this collaboration "presents an unprecedented opportunity" to "improve our abilities to support oil and gas demands on Earth." Look for Halliburton to receive a juicy no-bid contract to drill Mars's oil, should any be discovered.

Question of the day...

If life never existed outside this planet, then why would anyone think there is oil on Mars, much less plan for it?

Possible answer: Because it's not really oil...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/xfiles/intro/blackoil.shtml

Stay tuned...